long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
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Vegas Skies
All of these guards stand tall and defensive
putting up walls around, what was once innocent.They won’t let me in, but I’m stronger than that.
‘Cause you stole my eyes and I never looked back.Girl, last night I forgot to mention,
The way that I feel, the way that I’ll remember this
When we’re this young, we have nothing to lose,
Just a clock to beat and a hand to choose.It’s a long drive back to Vegas Skies
So why don’t I make one more wrong turn tonight?
So say goodnight, our first goodbye.
I’ve only got forever and forever is fine.
[J u s t t a k e y o u r t i m e .]
We’ll stop the clock together and know that the timing was right.
The Cab.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
- Me: I have this friend, awesome person, they're gender fluid and they have blue eye--
- Friend: Wait, what? Gender fluid?
- Me: Yeah, it means outside the binary of a boy or a girl. They don't really have a gender.
- Friend: That makes no sense. Do they have a penis?
- Me: No, their sex is female.
- Friend: Right, so she's a girl. Why not just say that?
- Me: Because that's not true. Your sex and your gender are separate, just like your sexuality is separate from all of them.
- Friend: That's fucking stupid, your sex and your gender are the same thing. What, did she used to be a boy?
- Me: No. Gender fluid is completely different from transgender.
- Friend: What? This is really fucking weird, why can't she just say she's a girl like she is? It's ridiculous.
- Me: It's actually quite simple.
- Friend: No, none of it makes sense. If you have a penis, you're a boy. If you don't, you're a girl. End of.
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: *screams like a mandrake plant*
idk if men know this but
if you have to beg a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual. if you make a girl feel bad for not wanting to have sex with you to the point where she says yes, it’s not consensual. if you have to trick a girl into saying yes, it’s not consensual.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
My Inspiration
You are hard edges,
Strong lines,
Unexpected, soft curves,
Dark shadows,
Brilliant lights,
Sex incarnate.
My art is hard edges,
Strong lines,
Unexpected, soft curves,
Dark shadows,
Brilliant lights,
A hint at sexuality.
My art is an imitation of you,
A shadow of your brilliance,
Following the soft curves,
Just to see the hard, sexy strength
That is you.
A girl meets a guy, they fall in love, have sex, get married. Not necessarily in that order. Expectations, they ruled my life. Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.
Keeping You A Secret, Julie Anne Peters (via eclareotp)
I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part four.
Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.
“Dong,” he said. “Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong.”
“What’s that?” said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.
“Open up,” he said, unzipping. “That’s the fuck doorbell.”
I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke or if it’s actually from the book